Don’t you hate it when company’s coming and you have nothing decent to serve? Totally happening right now.
(wait, this was supposed to be a Twitter msg, I think)
Ok, try this. Sorry, it’s all I got:
(I like to make an impression.)
How’d I do?
(DE-CODER: Click here. It’ll make more sense. Trust me okay.)


Nicely done. As is your assuming the position…although is that your home? If it is it is very minamilist and not what I expected at all.
Nope, not my apartment. A hotel lobby, actually. Nothing about my life (or tastes) is minimalist, promise. Very jumbled, organized chaos mostly.
“Very jumbled, organized chaos mostly.”
I knew I liked you.
Takes coolness to know coolness. Brrrr.