Category Archives: #14 Go to a nude beach (but don't touch anything or anyone or stare. Definitely don't stare.)

September 21, 2009

When opportunity strikes, you dive.

There are two things that happen when you run naked into the ocean: 1. From your towel on the sand until your naked bits are fully immersed in cold, salty water you hold your breath because somehow, even though you … Continue reading →

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September 19, 2009

Nudity has its perks.

14. Nude Beach-it I’ll only be 29 once, so I’m going all out- and being literal about it. This year I will dabble in Full On Frontal at a nude beach in Portugal while vacationing. (Eh-hem… I am, shall we … Continue reading →

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September 3, 2009

So, I’m really glad I went to work today.

Size does not always matter when it comes to breasts. For many men, it doesn’t matter what you’re wearing, as long as they see nipples. Wear something sheer, even peekaboo. Give him a little show. Let the strap of your … Continue reading →

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